baptist joke

[Guest Kurt]

ps Reminds me of the famous joke...

Man walking across a bridge sees a man about to jump "Don't do it!" cries the man.

"Nobody loves me." replies the would-be jumper

"God loves you. Do you believe in God?" asks the man "Yes." comes the reply

"Are you a Christian or a Jew?"

"A Christian." 

"Me, too!" says the man ' " Protestant or Catholic?"

"Protestant." 

"Me, too! What franchise?" He asks 

"Baptist." 

"Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" 

"Northern Baptist." 

"Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist" asks the man " or Northern Liberal Baptist?" 

"Northern Conservative Baptist." comes the reply

"Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" 

"Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." 

"Me, too! ...Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?"

"Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." 

To that the man replies "Die, heretic!" And pushed him off the bridge.

 

 

[Queen Esther]

Hahahahahahaha.....   why  men  sometimes  SO  complicated  -  and  often  SO  easy  to  understand ?   Thats  really  a  phenomenon.......        But  women,  I  believe,  its  similar  in  different  points... ;o)   We're  all  so  imperfect,  grrrrrr.