Seniors at a Cafe

[Jack Ryan]

A group of seniors  were sitting around talking about all their ailments at Tim Horton’s.

“My arms have go so  weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” said one.

“Yes, I know,” said  another, “My cataracts are so bad; can’t even see my coffee.”

“I couldn’t even mark an "X” at election time because my hands are so crippled,“ volunteered a third.

"What? Speak up!  What? I can’t hear you”, said one elderly lady.

“I can’t turn my head because of  the arthritis in my neck,” said one, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

“My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!” exclaimed another.

“I forget where I am and where I’m going,” said another.

“I guess that’s the  price we pay for getting old,” winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.

The others nodded in agreement.

“Well, count your  Blessings,” said a  woman cheerfully,
“Thank God we can all still drive.”

via Humor