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14 hours ago, James Thomas Rook Jr. said:

ELVIS' LOVE CHILD FOUND IN WATERMELON!

If only it had also been Lassie's love child. It would have been a Melon-Collie Baby!

For anyone born in the current or previous generation, the reference is to the once-famous song: "My Melancholy Baby." I had the Frank Sinatra/Marilyn Monroe version linked for a second then realized upon checking it that Marilyn Monroe's entire "callipygous" gluteus maximus was visible at one point so I replaced it with the following link. After all -- [shudders!] who would want to see that?

 

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1 minute ago, JW Insider said:

As you could tell, I was only trying to be educational!

Of course! You are far too intellectual for me to think otherwise......

But then Arthur Miller was also an intellectual

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