You know you're an oldschool jw if...

[Jack Ryan]

• you think an oral review is cheating

• you think cart witnessing is cheating

• you can provide explanations of most of the prophecies in Daniel and revelations from memory.

• you have fond memories of Shasta lemon lime and cheese danishes.

• you can rhyme giv'n and heav'n, and can sing about molested bees with a straight face.

• you (rightfully) believe that Caleb and Sophia is an unholy abomination.

Anything I missed?

 

[Jack Ryan]

[Jack Ryan]

You say "The New Order" instead of the "New System of Things."