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Please be aware this is just to belittle Jehovah's Witnesses. Notice words easter egg on front of envelope? Last page, barely readable,proves this is supposed to be a joke. Not even funny to me, Think, would he have had camera men just waiting for him to open his mail.?And the tears, he is an actor , after all. I post this because I do not wish someone with little command of, or knowledge of American culture and warped ideas of humor to be duped into believing this is true. The posts on you tube show at least one person is not sure if this is true. I am not happy when my brothers and sisters are made fun of or presented in a demeaning manner.@ Kurt. This is not a response to you personally. You may be inexperienced in American ways, and for that I apologize to you for such crass behavior.  If I have spoken in error I will take the wet noodle spanking. Be nice to Jehovah's people!

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A very nice piece of video editing by someone .... usually they get the color balance off when they cut out what was really there and insert something else. And the camera motion was PERFECT as Jack was "reading the letter".  If you do not speak German, there are many edited and sub-titled meme' videos on YouTube that are terrific satires of just about any subject that you could have,.

If you have NO SENSE OF HUMOR, you do not want to watch these parodies ... um... like this one.

 

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