Matthew9969

JW theologians...please provide their names and credentials.

Pudgy is of course going to put me on equal footing with God, I can give him treats which with my dogs I am God since I feed them and show them affection and I am their sustainer of life. 
I remember the days when the Hoover vacume was all the rage....it would suck and suck and suck and suck, until the belt broke and it wouldn't suck any more until you sunk more money into it buying another over priced belt, then it would suck again and again and again, better then any other vacuum on the market.
Are you a Hoover vacuum salesman trying to suck every one into believing the governing body is the dust bag that holds all sucked up particles in place?

JW theologians...please provide their names and credentials.

Pudgy is of course going to put me on equal footing with God, I can give him treats which with my dogs I am God since I feed them and show them affection and I am their sustainer of life. 
I remember the days when the Hoover vacume was all the rage....it would suck and suck and suck and suck, until the belt broke and it wouldn't suck any more until you sunk more money into it buying another over priced belt, then it would suck again and again and again, better then any other vacuum on the market.
Are you a Hoover vacuum salesman trying to suck every one into believing the governing body is the dust bag that holds all sucked up particles in place?

Pudgy is of course going to put me on equal footing with God, I can give him treats which with my dogs I am God since I feed them and show them affection and I am their sustainer of life. 
I remember the days when the Hoover vacume was all the rage....it would suck and suck and suck and suck, until the belt broke and it wouldn't suck any more until you sunk more money into it buying another over priced belt, then it would suck again and again and again, better then any other vacuum on the market.
Are you a Hoover vacuum salesman trying to suck every one into believing the governing body is the dust bag that holds all sucked up particles in place?

JW theologians...please provide their names and credentials.

“…. Meaning, apostates are correct while the faithful are mistaken.”?
“You extrapolate from your agenda driven fantasies things not written. 
That’s why “overlapping generations”makes sense to you.

Maybe he thinks yellow highlighters are for mak8ng snow yellow?

Maybe he thinks yellow highlighters are for mak8ng snow yellow?

Everything I have stated is a historical, independently checkable hard fact.
Everything you have stated, Eric, is agenda based opinion.
That’s why you cannot defend it if you separate fact from opinion.
That’s why your bloviating rebuttals are only fogballs.
…. as close to nothing that can be.

It is a fact that dogs cannot be wascist!

It is a fact that dogs cannot be wascist!

Now I realize what talking to an A.I. bot reminds me of...talking to a jehovahs witness.

I think your evaluation of the “aha!”courtroom moment is a delusional fantasy on your part …. like walking down the main concourse of Disneyland, with the fountains, paying $140  for a ticket, seeing in your mind “The Happiest Place on Earth”, and with so much invested, your quiet unhappiness is supressed.

You are seriously naive, you must be a born in jw and never had any social contact or experiences with other religions. There is no weekly program aimed at children at kingdom halls, every service is written for adults only. Sure they have a few video's of Sophia and Caleb but those are far and few in-between. JW children do not recieve religious education on their level, they just don't. They have to sit through talks about how anal sex or oral sex is frowned upon, which no 5 year old should have to listen to from some elder....On the opposite side, other churches had special discussion groups with men as leaders and kids having real discussion on life issue's being a teen ager.  And those groups don't refuse any child, they welcome any child whether they believe or not. I currently have a young man who is from a troubled home, didn't know his bible, and now finds the scripture of the day before anyone else.
Lastly the majority of child rape by JW elders and MS and family the children were groomed for rape via jw weekly education. Erriokos you just might be one of those child molesters. Or your involved with child trafficking using the jw's cover.

Ummmm, read the title of this thread again, try it without the prosecution lenses on.
 

VBS is fun for kids, and informational. So the jw's have Sophis and the other little due, but, why don't jw's hold a special occasion for jw kids or even no jw kids?

I enjoy and somewhat emulate the humor of the great father of humor Mel Brooks and Robin Williams, with a bit of George Carlin thrown in.

Makes you wonder what he would be like in today's cancel woke culture.

Didn't you give me a hard time a while back about commenting on old post?

This is Great Stuff! The fact you say that in all dead seriousness is incredibly funny!
ESPECIALLY since I don’t even care if “scholars” even HAVE eyes!

Esteemed scholars and sagacious beings, including Cartoon Canines and CGI Cats ….. gather 'round as we delve into the veritable labyrinth of epistemological wonderment!
In contemplating the nature of truth and the vast expanse of subjective experience, a PROPOSITION emerges, resplendent in its audacity—namely, that every individual's opinion, irrespective of its content, bears an inherent validity that warrants our unwavering reverence.
Behold, the richness of the human condition! Amidst the tapestry of diverse perspectives, each one, a unique facet of the intellectual cosmos, imparts unto us a glimpse into the boundless realm of possibility.
For in the realm of cognition, where knowledge intertwines with perception, the emergence of truth assumes multifarious shades, akin to a kaleidoscope of intellectual brilliance.
As we navigate this intellectual expedition, we encounter the paradoxical symphony of competing viewpoints, intertwining like the cosmic dance of binary stars.
While conventional wisdom may dictate the existence of objective truth, we find solace in the inherent subjectivity of human consciousness.
It is within this realm of subjectivity that the seeds of personal truth are sown, sprouting forth like wildflowers in the fertile soil of individual introspection.
Moreover, let us not forget the art of linguistic expression! Language, that formidable tapestry of symbols, imbues our opinions with a richness that transcends mere conveyance.
Each thought, ensconced within the intricate web of lexicons, becomes a prism refracting the light of meaning. As such, within this marvelous linguistic kaleidoscope, the veracity of every opinion becomes a vibrant spectrum of authenticity.
Gentle minds, let us not dismiss the notion that in the realm of intellectual discourse, our perceptions, influenced by myriad factors such as cultural upbringing, personal experiences, and cognitive biases, shape the contours of our truth.
Thus, as we strive to comprehend the unfathomable depths of existence, it becomes apparent that to deny the legitimacy of any opinion would be tantamount to obfuscating the fundamental essence of human thought.
Therefore, in our noble pursuit of enlightenment, let us embrace the extraordinary tapestry of human consciousness, wherein every opinion, no matter its absurdity or incongruity, bequeaths upon us a morsel of wisdom, and thus, contributes to the vibrant mosaic of collective knowledge. For it is within the interplay of diverse perspectives that the grand tapestry of truth is woven, its intricacies unfolding before our awe-stricken intellects.
Thus, I submit, with the utmost aplomb, that within the boundless domain of human cognition, every opinion, without exception, assumes the sanctity of inherent rightness.
May this PROPOSITION inspire us to engage in fruitful dialogues, fostering a milieu of intellectual growth and unfettered exploration. Let us raise our voices, dear scholars, and rejoice in the splendorous notion that within the realm of ideas, all opinions are forever right!
…. brought to you by PUDGYCOIN ! … the only digital currency in the ten pound box!
 

Yeah, he should have taken the red pill.

Sniffing each others butt's comes in pretty handy with communicating:P