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  1. In case anybody here does not know, there is an incredibly funny video parody about Jehovah’s Witnesses on YouTube, probably seen by millions of people by now. Involves an imaginary town called DUBTOWN where only Jehovah’s Witnesses live there, ( where EVERYTHING is made from Legos …) and it is a parody, a satire and it’s very humorous. It has many parodies, like Melkezidec’s (sp?) resurrection, and he is invited to a party, and finds out it’s called a “gathering”. The creator of this many season and episode series goes by Kevin McFree, not his real name, and the WTB&TS has had YouTube and Kevin in court for several years, trying to find out his real name with no success. Here is the latest news on that! …..
  2. Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you. And will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children. And never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. "She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it." Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" God replied, "An arm and a leg." Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
  3. I knew Seth Sheepngoats would pull something like this, I knew it! The tip-off should have been when I saw him go into that costume shop. He arrived at the Kingdom Hall just like anyone else yesterday. But halfway through the Watchtower Study, he reached into his bag and tied something behind his neck. When he emerged, it was with a huge, magnificent Santa Claus beard! He is such an idiot!
  4. Take Your Vitamins Today? ~ ??? Vitamin K for Kingdom ? Yes and we take one each time we follow instructions from the Faithful And Discreet Slave. - ???
  5. . This continuous, never-ending global controversy has been going on since the 1960's, that I am aware of personally, and even before, when Judge Rutherford PERSONALLY forbade beards among Jehovah's witnesses, with the possible exception of post-menopausel Sisters .... and the Society has never definitively stated ANYTHING. With my usual lack of humor I present the Draft Copy of the December 2016 issue of the Watchtower which showed a Brother shaving on the cover ... it was changed before being distributed, because the Brothers responsible for the VERY GOOD and accurate article ... disappeared mysteriously. After you save the file to your hard drive, from the TOOL BAR, be sure to set your ADOBE PDF reader under VIEW to "Reading Mode" and under ZOOM, "Fit Page" to read it. Dec 2016 Watchtower draft article .pdf .
  6. The thought occurred to me that some might be interested in EXPERIMENTING with a new line of Witnessing, not to replace anything that we might be doing now, but to "widen out" to niche' audiences. There is a communications network that exists available to you ... text only, back from the 1990s when the Internet was first formed, and it is still going strong today ,,,, although it is supplanted or even overtaken by the likes of Facebook or Twitter, or whatever else has evolved. Conversations I have had in 1997 STILL show up on the Internet, and over the years have seen the Truth handled aright change MANY opinions about TRUE Christianity ..... but it requires flexibility, and humor to try and plant some seeds of Truth on the baked hard-scrabble clay that Christendom has cooked up over the centuries .... It's called the "Internet Relay Chat" network, or IRC., and when sick, I could spend 60 to 70 hours a month in HIGHLY EFFECTIVE Witnessing ... everybody is home, audiences of perhaps 50 people at a time, and no wasted time, or even gas money. Without further adieu, I will post a little sample I did when I had about ten minutes to spare ... if there is any Interest, I will give you more details ..... Please realize there can be six to 20 people "talking" at the same time, so following is an acquired skill .... My Screen Name is "Greylenseman" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- - * Now talking in #christiandebate * Topic is 'Deu31:6 Be strong and of good courage, do not fear or be in dread of them: for it is the LORD your God who goes with you; he will not fail you or forsake you."' * Set by VirtualPreacher!~noyb@172.56.30.255 on Thu Feb 02 19:58:51 2017 #christiandebate url is www.acrity.org * BibleBot sets mode: +v Greylenseman <+Greylenseman> yawn <+dani_> ello Greylenseman <+Greylenseman> iya dani <+Greylenseman> why up so early? <+mugzZzZz> Heads are rollinghttp://www.cnn.com/2017/02/17/politics/tillerson-state-department-shakeup/ at the State Department - The news sent shock waves through the agency and has left career officials on edge - * mugzZzZz is now known as mugz <+mugz> more draining of the swamp <+mugz> er <+mugz> Heads are rolling at the State Department http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/17/politics/tillerson-state-department-shakeup/ * +mugz sips more coffee <+Greylenseman> drill baby, drill! <+mugz> "careful with that ax Eugine" <+Greylenseman> I have NEVER had a desire to go to Heaven. <+dani_> do you have a mental connection with God ? <+dani_> does god read your mind Greylenseman ? <+dani_> Moshe`, does God read your mind? <+thehorror> I'd hate to go to heaven and not see my friends and family <+Greylenseman> I hope so ... but God's ORIGINAL plan was a physical Universe filled with the children of DNA ... that has NOT changed. <@Ross> those who dont goto heaven dont go by their choice <@Ross> oroville dam residents havce to evacuate again <+Greylenseman> SURPRISE! <+Greylenseman> thehorror: or meet some reelatives that were miscarriages, and abortions ... <+Greylenseman> eeeeew <+Greylenseman> who, IF they grew up, would never meet puppies. <+Greylenseman> OH YEAH, little white cloud shapes .... <+Greylenseman> ...like foggy tribbles ... * welloktheniguess (~wellokthe@220-253-144-178.dyn.iinet.net.au) has joined #christiandebate * BibleBot sets mode: +v welloktheniguess * +K83K (~MADE-IN83@vlan-132-19-116.comnet.bg) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out) <+Greylenseman> nothing like living in an evironment with aborted fetuses that never grow up, playing with foggy tribbles. <+Greylenseman> ... and then there is the omnipresent HARP music..... <+Greylenseman> could be worse .... could be accordians! <+Greylenseman> . <+dani_> that's crazy Greylenseman <+Greylenseman> yeas it IS ... that is the whole point. <+dani_> but the alternative isnt much less crazy * +welloktheniguess (~wellokthe@220-253-144-178.dyn.iinet.net.au) Quit (Quit: welloktheniguess) * K83K (~MADE-IN83@vlan-132-19-116.comnet.bg) has joined #ChristianDebate * BibleBot sets mode: +v K83K <+Greylenseman> there are inly two alternatives..... just plain ordinary death ... whic we all know is the case ...irregardless of our claimed theology, or being SO HOLY that God KNOWS he can give you immortality without ever later having to kill you for treason. Hell is a fantasy designed to separate you from your wallet. <+Greylenseman> In all human history, Revelation says only 144,000 are invited to live as immortals in Heaven .. men and women fully tested , and rightous beyond MY ability to understand. <+Greylenseman> I would be looking for "loopholes". <+Greylenseman> well, gotta go ... gotta get a nap. * Disconnected . I just reviewed the last post, not technically accurate, as I forgot to mention the Paradise Earth as an option, but I did allude to it in the beginning ... I was tired.
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