Blame it on jesus

[Carmen Erwin]

So there was this guy driving down the road, all of the sudden he see's police lights behind him. He pulls over and the police man approaches the car. The police man said sir have you been drinking he says no sir only this water. The police man says sir let me see your water the man says sure and hands it to him. He opens the container and smells it and says sir this is wine the driver throws his hands in the air and says "oh Jesus"! you've done it again!!