Put Your Things Away When You Are Done With Them, American Airlines

[TrueTomHarley]

Put your things away when you are done with them! Someone could trip. My mother told me this countless times. Why didn’t @AAFO4ever’s mother tell him the same?

He landed his plane on the runway. Well, okay. Then he put it on the taxiway. Well, I can’t fault him for that. But then he just LEFT IT THERE!

Harrison Ford could have been killed! He tried to land on the taxiway and almost hit the plane that stupid @AAFO4ever hadn’t put away! Now do you see why putting your things away is so important, @AAFO4ever?

Look, we must all act together to protect our celebrity national treasures, because when they are gone they are gone. “A scary moment for Harrison Ford, CBSThisMorning said. They didn’t mention you or your 130 passengers. Who cares about them? Passengers can be replaced, @AAFO4ever, as can you. Boeing can even build you another airplane, but if our celebrities die – well, I don’t know what to say.

Every day I rail at people who should know better to put their things away!  I talk until I’m blue in the face! I don’t know what more I can do.

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Tom Irregardless and Me         No Fake News but Plenty of Hogwash

[James Thomas Rook Jr.]

Everyone is familiar with the "Ten Commandments", but that was only half of the total "Ten Commandments and Other Suggestions", which were on the tablets that Moses Destroyed.

11. Don't track mud across the tent floor.

12. Don't eat with a hunting knife as a fork

13. Never run with scissors

14. Don't let your babies chew on the sacred scrolls.

15. Never swim less than an hour after eating.

16. Don't eat yellow snow.

18. Before great danger, say "Here, hold my beer!"

19. Leave the comedy to the Professionals

20. Never bring a big stick to a sword fight.

These were recovered from Caves in Israel, from carefully preserved Polaroid photographs in a large clay screw top Mason Jar.