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Ma was in the kitchen fiddlin around when she hollars out... "Pa you need to fix the outhouse!" 


Pa replies, " there ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."


Ma yells back, "Yes there is now git out there and fix it."


So... Pa mosies out to the outhouse, look's around and yell's back, " there ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"


Ma replies "Stick your head in the hole!"


Pa yell's back "I ain't sticking my head in that hole!"


Ma says "ya have to stick your head in the hole to see what to fix."


So with that, pa sticks his head in the hole and looks around and yells back,

"Ma there ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"


Ma hollars back, " now take your head out of the hole!"


Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, " Ma!

Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the Toilet seat!"


To which ma replies "Hurt's , don't it?!

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