Got fired from the M&M factory

[Matthew9969]

Did you hear about the person who got fired from the M&M factory, he got fired for throwing out all the w's.

[James Thomas Rook Jr.]

Actually, that was me ... and I moved on to another job before they found out. 

I was painting "M"s, ... "W"s, ... "3"s, ... and "E"s on the M&Ms with a small artist's paintbrush ... but the eyestrain was too great, and I got carpel tunnel syndrome.

My next job was working for a fencing contractor,  stockpiling fence post holes at his riverside facility, but unfortunately the river flooded, and washed all the inventory away.

[James Thomas Rook Jr.]

Before I retired, I became a Space Pirate, a decidedly male dominated field where you get to use laser pistols and other neat stuff ... but we like to be referred to as Intergalactic Relief Transport Agents (IRTAs) ... and my backyard shed is full of crates of TANG orange drink powder.