Anti-Masturbation Training Video For Jehovah's Witnesses!

[Jack Ryan]

@James Thomas Rook Jr. please prepare a newQuestions from readers article?

Are Pillows For True Christians?

[Jack Ryan]

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[Steve Wilkinson]

I have to say that I am utterly speechless at this. The Holy House of God must not be so holy if there is a need for this kind of video. 

[Jack Ryan]

[Jack Ryan]

So pillow fights are definitely out...

[Jack Ryan]

I am told this is what the Bethel sisters in the cleaning department are having to deal with.

[Jack Ryan]

Imagine!!

[James Thomas Rook Jr.]

This is all so incredibly FUNNY.

I know I should be outraged, but I just.... can't ... do it!

(slaps self in face several times ... but even THAT is funny!)

One thing we have to remember .... until we see the two ALLEGED full length, unedited videos ... AND have verified beyond a reasonable doubt that they were produced by the WTB&TS, and NOT UNTIL THEN .... we will have to assume ... and MUST ASSUME ... this is fake news.

It's STILL FUNNY, though, because I know the probability of it being real is very high ... I have seen the GB shoot themselves in the foot before ... and surprised at the effect, shoot themselves in the OTHER foot, just to be fair.

I sure hope for the sake of the Brotherhood's global reputation this is NOT real .... Outsiders know more about what is going on behind the scenes than the Brotherhood does ... and it's very, very cringeworthy.

[James Thomas Rook Jr.]

16 hours ago, Jay Witness said:

With all the focus on the new anti-masturbation vide telling all Bethelites not to sleep inappropriately with a pillow, surely this has to be the very item that will send the GB into fits of despair??

I have often said to my wife, that I wish I had enough money to use a small portion of it to buy a shiny new helicopter.

II would buy about 3,000 of these pillows and load them on the helicopter.

Then I would go to the geographic coordinates of Warwick Bethel World Headquarters, at about 500 feet altitude, push them out the door.

Perhaps I should start a GOFUNDME site ....

Frankly, I wonder how rich people EVER get bored!

[James Thomas Rook Jr.]

THIS is how ADULTS  have conversations. (Think about it!)

THIS is why the Governing Body  NEVER, EVER, EVER serve ham sandwiches at Bethel !

 

 

[Guest]

@James Thomas Rook Jr.  On a side note... that restaurant in NYC is 130 years old and serves up the BEST pastrami sandwiches I've ever had. 

[Jack Ryan]

Although Tokyo Bethel has found a way to deal with the situation.