Jump to content
Jack Ryan

In paradise, if everyone is perfect and you want to play some baseball,

Recommended Posts

...will it be any fun to be the batter and never hit the ball thrown by a perfect pitcher with the perfect curveball. How much fun will it be to play basketball and never miss a basket?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Someone was just talking about how, in the new system, no one would be able to choose the color of a carpet in a Kingdom Hall. If, for example, one liked blue and one liked beige both of them would want to given in to the choice of the other person out of love and humility, since love does not try to get its own way. This would then be the same for every aspect of design, material, and coloring, not just the color of the carpet.

Of course the argument is usually presented by atheists who would dismiss eternal life and ridicule the idea of perfection, not realizing that no two people would ever choose to excel at all the exact same things in the same way.

  • Upvote 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

In my tool room I have perhaps 50 different types, styles and sizes of screwdrivers, and pliers of every description, and hatchets and hammers, saws, etc, that fill up a room the size of a single car garage.

Each tool is perfect for it's intended use.

I shall NOT be disappointed if in the unlikely event I make it into the New System, that my nipples do not become fully functional.

...although I DO appreciate ... oh .... um ....  never mind.

  • Haha 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Yikes! The perfect batter will never miss a grand slam and the perfect pitcher will never permit a hit!

I’ve seen the light! I quit.

  • Haha 3

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Nipples fully functional like these? 😂

sofia-vergara-machete-kills-movie-poster-01-1536x2261.jpg

I don't know about how to play baseball, but I guess it would be like if two soccer teams tie... boring

  • Haha 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Think of it ... how exciting would it be when EVERYONE at the bowling ally plays a 300 perfect game !

Makes you want to go down to the cemetery and welcome resurrected ones with a rousing game of WHACK-A-MOLE!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
15 hours ago, JW Insider said:

for example, one liked blue and one liked beige both of them would want to given in to the choice of the other person out of love and humility,

Come on, surely they would just find a compromise.......

Carpet Compromise.jpg

  • Haha 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
15 hours ago, James Thomas Rook Jr. said:

WHACK-A-MOLE!

No way to treat an avocado!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
21 minutes ago, Gone Away said:

No way to treat an avocado! 

Whack-a-mole was probably named by someone who had seen the word "guacamole" and didn't know how to pronounce it. It's like the old song . . .

  • Guacamole my shoes! Guacamole my shoes! Before you abuse, criticize and accuse - Guacamole my shoes!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

And every baseball game could go on for an eternity since they would be in a perpetual tie at every inning.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Eternity can be defined as one and a half years of listening to to the Hildabeast  whining and blaming everybody else in the world as to why she lost the 2016 Presidential Election.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites



×

Important Information

Terms of Service Confirmation