Blind Cowboy

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An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake


He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

The bouncer is a blonde girl with a ‘Billy-Club’.

I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

‘Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy... Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,

‘No...not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times...’

[James Thomas Rook Jr.]

That's nothing...

In 1985 I was in San Francisco, and in broad daylight was robbed by a blind armed robber, with sunglasses, and a .38 caliber pistol in one hand, and a white tipped cane in the other hand.

I stil remember those chilling words ...

"Stick 'em up!"

" ... are they up?"