Coma

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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.




As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what?  'You have been with me all through the bad times.  When I got fired, you were there to support me.  When my business failed, you were there.  When I got shot, you were by my side.

When we lost the house, you stayed right here.  When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what Martha?'

'What dear?' she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

'I'm beginning to think you're bad luck...

[James Thomas Rook Jr.]

That's NUTHIN'!

When I was a boy I went to the Virginia State Fair, and they had a Magic Act where the magician allowed himself to be hit on the head by a swinging pendulum with a cannon ball on the end of the chain.

The Magician was hit so hard, he was in a coma for 35 years in a hospital, but when he woke up, he looked at the Nurses with a big grin, extended his arms and exclaimed "TAAAA DAAAA!".