The wisest move I ever made was to patent a certain verbal technique I developed to shoot down ignoramuses.
The second was to strike a deal with @The Librarian (fine woman), who reports quite a few of them, to run each by me so that I might collect royalties. She has summoned me.
Hmm. Where is this so-called attack? Ah, here it is:
From Eoin? Good, noble Eoin? Can it really be? Let's look into this. Hmm. Okay, @PeterRsaid this, and then Eoin said that and then Peter said...and then Eoin said..and the Peter......hmmm. You know, I think I'll let this one slide. It doesn't qualify. That Peter was really carrying on trying to malign those who report service time. What's his problem, anyway? Dismissed.
And please do not ever report @TrueTomHarleyas some have. I've even heard he has been accused of trolling. Having looked these matters over, I can attest he has never despicably trolled. He has, however, occasionally engaged in dignified perusal of internet resources in search of fatheads to set straight.