Jack Ryan

Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax! I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette. One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife! This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the Fruit of the Loom guys laughing at me. I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me. My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, "Did you see the guy that did it?" She said, "No, but I got the license plate." Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home! A hooker once told me she had a headache. I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all. I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now." I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks. I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. I knew a girl so ugly, the last time I saw a mouth like hers it had a hook on the end of it. I was tired one night and I went to the bar to have a few drinks. The bartender asked me, "What'll you have?" I said, "Surprise me." He showed me a naked picture of my wife. During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. My marriage is on the rocks again. Yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy...why are you doing that for?" He said, "Because you came home early." I went to see my doctor... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah...I told him once, "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me? He said, "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect." My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him, "If you don't mind, I'd like a second opinion." He said, "All right. You're ugly too!" I was so ugly, my mother used to feed me with a slingshot! When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" And we were poor too. Why, if I wasn't born a boy, I'd have nothing to play with!

A man accused of 19 sex and violence charges against his travelling companion has given evidence that the couple had “a normal, consensual” sexual relationship. The trial of the 45-year-old man has been going for seven days, and after the Crown finished presentation of its case involving evidence from 21 witnesses, the defence has begun its case. Crown is alleging that the man raped a woman five times, tied her up, sexually violated her with a knife and saw handle, and assaulted her nine times. The woman – a visitor to New Zealand – spent days giving evidence about repeated incidents with the man as they travelled around the country, sometimes freedom camping in a van or doing casual work. They were together about 11 months in 2014-15. Defence counsel Serina Bailey said the man would be called to give evidence and would tell Christchurch District Court Judge Gary MacAskill and the jury that he had never raped or sexually abused the woman, never strangled her, although he would admit that they sometimes had “heated and nasty” arguments. The man told the court he was a Jehovah’s Witness and brought his own Bible to take his oath as a witness. He told of the couple meeting at an Auckland beach when he was fishing with friends. He denied that during the relationship he had violated her with a knife or saw handle, or threatened to kill her. The couple had “normal, consensual sex” three or four times a week during the relationship, he said. He denied raping her. “Never, not once,” he said in evidence. “It was always consensual sex that we had.” The man’s name is not suppressed, but he cannot be identified without revealing the identity of the alleged victim who has automatic suppression. The trial is expected to end next week. http://courtnews.co.nz/2016/11/11/alleged-abuser-says-sex-was-consensual/#axzz4PfY4La00

If you go to Amazon Smile, log in, and pick "change your charity" in the Your Account page, you can search for charities. WTBS of Brooklyn is there, as are many assembly halls and congregations.

JW Telephone Directory June 2009

Blue Lake, also called Sterling Forest Lake, is located inside Sterling Forest State Park. Blue Lake is stocked annually with 800 yearling Brown Trout, 100 two-year-old Brown Trout and 800 yearling Rainbow Trout. Anglers can also target Largemouth Bass, Chain Pickerel and panfish. Blue Lake has a nice boat launch and provides anglers with a good opportunity at catching some fish. http://www.dec.ny.gov/outdoor/75516.html

Also, in 2013, that dam was visually inspected by SCOTT M. BRAYMER, P.E. An Environmental Engineer working at the Dam Safety Section of New York. He didn't seem alarmed: "The inspection revealed that the dam is generally well maintained, although additional clearing of woody vegetation is needed."

Blue Lake Dam Improvements: Under DEC Regulations, Suez Water New York (SWNY) is a part owner of the Blue Lake Dam, which is located on Sterling Forest Lake in Warwick, NY. Sterling Forest Lake is the water source for the Blue Lake Water Treatment Plant. The Blue Lake Dam is on property currently owned by Watchtower Bible and Tract Society of New York (“Watchtower”). SWNY entered into an agreement with Watchtower where Watchtower would make the improvements to Blue Lake Dam required by the DEC and SWNY would make a contribution to the work upon completion. The work was completed in 2015 and SWNY will make the required contribution of $824,000 once the final documentation has been provided by Watchtower. Sounds like a nice little earner for the Society , especially as the bulk of the work will have been done with free labour & much of the assets ( such as earth moving equipment etc ) were already on site as part of the World HQ construction project. But what always annoys me about these kind of stories is that they are just puff pieces by the WTBTS telling everyone how wonderful they are. Wow - they are doing some work to reinforce a dam on their own land & billing the owner - big deal. They are always blowing their own trumpet - totally against the scriptural principles they claim to uphold.

Psalm 90:4 - "For a thousand years in thy sight are but as yesterday when it is past, and as a watch in the night." King James Version 2 Peter 3:8 - ".........one day [is] with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day." King James Version So if one day = 1000 years, then the 2,520 days from Daniel = 2,520,000 years, Making Armageddon due around 2,519,393 CE.

http://ibsaproperty.com/ Watch Tower House was constructed on the site of Bittacy House Rear View: Front: View of the Gardens: Entrance: it is understood that printing will finish once Bethel moves to Essex Logistically all the literature and magazine deliveries will then be coming direct from Germany to the individual KHs

Se necesita mas de mil salones en los EEUU

Update on U.S. Local Design/Construction Arrangement—November 2016 video will be considered the week of November 7, 2016

Warwick Lawsuit.pdf

November 1, 2016 TO ALL BODIES OF ELDERS Re: Using and Maintaining Kingdom Halls Table of Contents Ownership .........................................................................................Pars. 3-4 Rented Facilities .....................................................................................Par. 5 Cleaning ............................................................................................Pars. 6-7 Cleaning Coordinator..............................................................................Par. 8 Maintenance and Repair Work ........................................................Pars. 9-14 Maintenance Coordinator ..................................................................... Par. 15 Kingdom Hall Operating Committee .................................................Pars. 16-21 Expenses .......................................................................................Pars. 22-28 Upgrades/Minor Renovations ..............................................................Par. 29 Major Renovation/New Construction ........................................... Pars. 30-31 Inspections ...........................................................................................Par. 32 Safety ............................................................................................Pars. 33-35 Security ................................................................................................Par. 36 Incidents ........................................................................................Pars. 37-39 Meeting Times......................................................................................Par. 40 Phone Answering System .............................................................Pars. 41-42 Internet Service ....................................................................................Par. 43 Video Equipment .......................................................................... Pars. 44-46 Summary of Work Performed at Kingdom Halls............................................

August 30, 2016 TO ALL CIRCUIT OVERSEERS IN THE UNITED STATES BRANCH TERRITORY Re: Securing Rental Facilities for Circuit Assemblies Circuit Overseer Guidelines (tg-E)

In the advertisement for the Warwick tour it lists 3 exhibits. One is an exhibit of Bibles. The second deals with history of the organization. The third praises the wonderful acts of the Governing Body (capitals theirs). No Jesus exhibit. No exhibit of Christian charity.

October 28, 2016 Re: Online Tour Reservation Tool for Visiting United States Bethel Facilities US Branch Version

Special rules for Governing Body prayers tickled me. Don't interpret prayers. But if it's a Governing Body member saying the prayer then they can choose to have it interpreted for the audience. Must be because those are special prayers with them being so much closer to God.

Circuit Organization Guidelines English (S-330-E Us)

https://www.linkedin.com/title/circuit-overseer https://www.linkedin.com/title/regular-pioneer

Recently released footage shows the moment a crazed man waving a machete tried to attack passengers and security staff at a New Orleans Airport. Richard White attacked two security guards and a number of people waiting at a security check with wasp killer, before taking out a machete and waving it in Louis Armstrong International Airport. The recently released footage from the US Transportation Security Administration, shows White terrorising people at a security check in March last year. White was shot three times by Lieutenant Heath Slyve after he tried to attack passengers and chased a female TSA agent. He was shot in the face, chest and leg and later died of his injuries, reportedly refusing medical treatment because of his religious belief as a Jehovah's Witness, The Daily Mail reported. The TSA agent was also wounded from a bullet, but the wound was not critical. At the time of the incident witnesses described the panic and chaos at the airport in New Orleans. "Everyone was ducking for cover," said bystander, Garret Laborde. He described the scene as "instant chaos" with "lots of females screaming for a short period of time," The Daily Mail reported. https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/world/video-released-machete-wielding-man-terrorising-us-airport

A giant Celtic cross design, only visible from the sky, has been discovered growing in an Irish forest. The 100-meter (330ft) long religious symbol remained undetected for years until airline passengers noticed it while flying overhead. The cross in Killea forest in county Donegal caused much confusion until an investigation revealed it was a very creative and talented forester Liam Emmery who created it.

This little man here, he dedicated his life to Jehovah Saturday 22 October 2016 to 10 years of age.

The young ones are already adopting this idolatrous practice:

In an act of self-determination, the Wiwa tribe expelled the religious organization for contributing to their “cultural and spiritual extermination." The Wiwa Indigenous community in Colombia has expelled a group of missionaries from a church built by Jehovah's Witnesses inside their territory, which had been perceived as a threat to the culture, traditions and beliefs of the group. The Wiwa have internal counselors called "mamos" who have deep influence in their communities and decide on relevant matters affecting them, including religious groups that may threaten local beliefs and customs. Jose Gregorio Rodriguez, a spokesperson for the community, said the Wiwa are worried about religious organizations wanting to indoctrinate them. "Religion advances in our territories, our children are losing our customs, they don't want to hear about our traditional law," Rodriguez said in an interview in September for RCN. The Wiwa are mainly located in the northern states of the country and the name means "warm," which in "damana," the group's language, is used to describe those who come from Colombia's warmer lowlands. The group ritually use coca leaves as a means of purifying the blood and increasing energy levels throughout the workday. Both religious groups ousted from the territory claim the tradition "abhorrent" and "satanic." In 1998 the Wiwa expelled a group of evangelicals after they set up a Protestant church on their land in the 1950s, aggressively teaching the community to stop following their traditional deities and embrace the Christian faith. The United Pentecostal Church of Colombia, who have also been expelled by the Wiwa, also targeted the area and began a program of indoctrinating the Indigenous population. In 2014, Colombian President Juan Manuel Santos signed an executive order that bestows a degree of autonomy on the country's Indigenous peoples, enabling communities to manage their own financial, health, educational and religious issues. According to Colombia's Ministry of Culture, the Wiwa are a population of just 13,627 people, of which 6,872 are men and 6,755 are women. Seventy-nine percent of its population are under 30 years, and only 2 percent are adults older than 60 years. The Wiwa mainly work in agriculture and grow and harvest cassava, yams, taro, bananas, corn, beans, sugar cane and coca for family consumption. Coffee is their main source trade. http://www.telesurtv.net/english/news/Colombias-Indigenous-Wiwa-Fight-Back-Against-Jehovah-Witnesses-20161022-0016.html