1 hour ago, César Chávez said:

Then you don't understand some breeds of dogs.

That is true .....  but I do recognize hateful, unhappy bitterness and malicious insulting insecurity in humans.

Your misery screams out ahead of you like a runaway locomotive approaching a bridge-out.

It has been said about Sailboats ( a memed "money pit" .... a hole in the water into which you have to continually throw money ...), that the two happiest days in a man's life is the day he buys his Sailboat .... and the day he sells it.

4 hours ago, César Chávez said:

It would be nice, if you people at least tried to educate yourselves!! 

If you are "wisdom personified" I will pass ......

Even dogs, disgusting as we are, know not to be hateful, insulting, vindictive and malicious.

Willy-Nilly, most people LIKE dogs, because we are naturally happy!

Your misery screams out ahead of you like a runaway locomotive approaching a bridge-out.

I have a distinct advantage, as I have no clothes, and therefore no pockets, and I do not have to make a grab for my wallet when SkyPilots try to induce me into having a panic attack.

I do have a very nice collar I wear to the Meetings .....

10 hours ago, César Chávez said:

Now, I will tip my waitress!! 

The same way you tip a cow?

(... sneak up on them at night and push them over.)

cEEZAR

Do you not realize that by not making specific objections to JWI's account of life at Bethel, that you have validated it?

ALL of it.

Thanks for the validating!

.... don't forget to tip your waitresses.

Note, Question to the great washed masses: What ASCII code produces this ...  r⃗  ?

2 hours ago, JW Insider said:

most of the information in the Insight book comes from. They might be less aware that this is also where we get many of the spiritual gems and treasures in the meeting workbooks, and of course the footnotes in the Study Bible, all those interesting comments about Hebrew and Greek words, etc.

This is known as “jumping the shark“.

..... unless of course you are a man having a conversation with a woman .... then you are ALWAYS wrong.

The reason men play the Lottery more than women is that they think the odds are better at winning.

...... and the reason that men die almost a decade before women is .....

... they want to.

9 minutes ago, xero said:

I know Jehovah could "raise up children to Abraham" from the dust of the ground and as Jesus said "no one is good, but God" so any hint of creature worship gets me pissed off. )

..... I know ... I feel the same way about cats.

Of course, neither Dogs or Jehovah's Witnesses vote.

For Dogs it is because of the failed French Poodle rebellion of 1870, and we have had to eat from dishes on the ground, since then.

In Finland the government considers any suppression of the right to vote to be a violation of basic human decency and God-given rights of dignity and self determination. As such as they threatened Jehovah’s Witnesses with revocation of the charity status if they were involved with anything and violated basic human rights. Jehovah’s Witness charity status entitles them by law to siphon off tax money in relationship to how many parishioners they have and in this case it’s about $12 million a year. The Society does not want to lose that money, so they have made a dispensation for Finnish Jehovah’s Witnesses, and there’s no congregational sanctions of any sort if a Witness wants to vote in Finnish elections.

I know of one brother locally who the Elders called him up and ask if he had voted because they saw he was a registered voter. He related the incident above and they had nothing to say.

.... most dogs have an IQ of about 120, but remember that you have to divide that by seven.

... oh and don't forget, if you think you feel a stroke coming on, just double up on those fertility pills ....

Sen-yor Chavez ... if I may pose a relevant question ....

It seems that from what I have been reading in the past few months here on the Archive, that EVERYBODY without exception is mentally ill .... except you?

My Guardian is ASD .... he even labels my dog water bowl and food bowl with a tape label maker, which I have noticed is also labeled with a yellow tape "Label Maker" on the label maker.   And on the label of the label maker's label that says "Label Maker", is a tiny label that says "Label",

Correctly handling the "Word of Truth", is the same as correctly handling a saw, a hammer, a level, or any other tool. 

WORDS are the tools with which we think.

If we use tools in a wrong way, what we build will be crap.

If we use words in a wrong way, what we think will be crap.

My considered dogged opinion is that Sen-yor Chavez is on the verge of hysterical panic.

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Whew!

1 hour ago, Srecko Sostar said:

Verse suggests he was bad (evil) already with 12 years of age. At what age does someone become "despicable" (fake) JW or ex-JW ? :)) 

Is that in people years, or dog years?

3 hours ago, César Chávez said:

What's the difference between despicable and detestable?

Cartoon Ducks can pronounce the word despicable, but they cannot pronounce the letter T.

2 hours ago, Pudgy said:

Um..... this is all so confusing .....

It seems EVERYBODY except Senor Chavez is ignorant, scum, uneducated, clueless, stupid and animals.

........ What are the odds of THAT?

My mistake .... It seems EVERYBODY except sEN-OR Chavez are ignorant, maggots, deaf, dumb, stupid, worthless critics, hypocrites, scum, uneducated, clueless, and animals ..... except sEN-OR Chaves.

I stand corrected.

.... it's hard to insult someone who has whiskers growing out the side of his nose, and thumbs on his legs ....

Um..... this is all so confusing .....

It seems EVERYBODY except Senor Chavez is ignorant, scum, uneducated, clueless, stupid and animals.

........ What are the odds of THAT?

Dogs are slaves.

It beats starving to death, infested with ticks, fleas and parasites of every sort.

I suspect the same is true with most humans with limited mental capacity, parenting, and resources.

I remember back in the Old Testament how Jehovah tolerated a GREAT DEAL of error with his people .... until it reached a certain unrecoverable breaking point. Jehovah is our God, not because he needs to be worshiped, but that by doing so we all get on the same channel, and his favorite project (that we know about) prospers and does well.

If we had pet hamsters or gerbils, we would not cut off their heads because they constantly poop and pee in their enclosures.

(... insert many other profound related observations below: )