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    Jack Ryan got a reaction from 4Jah2me in If JWs told people their real motivation for knocking at their doors on the initial call.   
    JW: Good morning sir/ma’am. (Big, upbeat smiles on their faces). We would like you to join our religion.
    Householder: Umm, I’m tired and hungover (yawns). Umm, what is required to do that?
    JW: Simply disassociate from your current religion, if you have one, and start working towards baptism in ours.
    Householder: Can I get baptized today in that pond down the road? (Points down yonder)
    JW: Well no, it’s a process that could take a year or two and we do the baptisms in a JW approved location.
    Householder: Hmm, alright. I never heard of you guys before (yawns some more). What kind of things do I need to do to work towards baptism?
    JW: Stop smoking, doing drugs, getting drunk, sex before marriage to name a few. No more voting or involvement in politics, participating in birthdays or holidays, it’s all Satanic. Do you have a lot of friends and family?
    Householder: Yes, I love them all dearly. (Pulls out his phone and starts gushing showing pictures of them)
    JW: Well, you will want to distance yourself from all of them, they are evil people who will be dying soon at the hands of our loving God Jehovah. But don’t worry about having any friends, you will take on all of us, we are so loving and will be your new family!
    Householder: You guys sound like a cult, fuckin A. (Scratches the back of his head with an eyebrow raised)
    JW: Hang on, I need to finish my presentation. A few more things, your kids can’t enroll in after school sports and you should probably quit your professional job to find one less demanding so you can go in service more like we are doing. Also, if you need blood in an emergency, you can’t take it, I mean you won’t take it because you will love Jehovah too much and you will accept death could be possible, but let me tell you, you will be so happy and at peace. If any members get disfellowshipped, you have to hold up your end of the deal and shun them. It’s hard at first, but does get easier with time. So what do you think? Can we start a Bible study today and get you moving on this amazing journey?
    Householder: You sir, can kiss my ass and fuck off, I’m going back to bed. (Belches loud and slams the door shut)
    JWs shrug at each other, label him a goat and move onto the next door with big smiles on their faces.
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    Jack Ryan got a reaction from John H Slaughter in All Eight Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses members are now individually named on two New York Child Victims Act case documents   
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    JW CSA Survivors in ALL 50 States can seek justice under the New York Child Victims Act
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    "Although McDaniel's alleged abuse occurred in Oklahoma, her attorneys said they would argue that Watchtower, which is based in New York, enabled the conduct by way of negligent policies."

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    Jack Ryan got a reaction from 4Jah2me in All Eight Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses members are now individually named on two New York Child Victims Act case documents   
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    JW CSA Survivors in ALL 50 States can seek justice under the New York Child Victims Act
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    "Although McDaniel's alleged abuse occurred in Oklahoma, her attorneys said they would argue that Watchtower, which is based in New York, enabled the conduct by way of negligent policies."

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    Jack Ryan got a reaction from Srecko Sostar in If JWs told people their real motivation for knocking at their doors on the initial call.   
    JW: Good morning sir/ma’am. (Big, upbeat smiles on their faces). We would like you to join our religion.
    Householder: Umm, I’m tired and hungover (yawns). Umm, what is required to do that?
    JW: Simply disassociate from your current religion, if you have one, and start working towards baptism in ours.
    Householder: Can I get baptized today in that pond down the road? (Points down yonder)
    JW: Well no, it’s a process that could take a year or two and we do the baptisms in a JW approved location.
    Householder: Hmm, alright. I never heard of you guys before (yawns some more). What kind of things do I need to do to work towards baptism?
    JW: Stop smoking, doing drugs, getting drunk, sex before marriage to name a few. No more voting or involvement in politics, participating in birthdays or holidays, it’s all Satanic. Do you have a lot of friends and family?
    Householder: Yes, I love them all dearly. (Pulls out his phone and starts gushing showing pictures of them)
    JW: Well, you will want to distance yourself from all of them, they are evil people who will be dying soon at the hands of our loving God Jehovah. But don’t worry about having any friends, you will take on all of us, we are so loving and will be your new family!
    Householder: You guys sound like a cult, fuckin A. (Scratches the back of his head with an eyebrow raised)
    JW: Hang on, I need to finish my presentation. A few more things, your kids can’t enroll in after school sports and you should probably quit your professional job to find one less demanding so you can go in service more like we are doing. Also, if you need blood in an emergency, you can’t take it, I mean you won’t take it because you will love Jehovah too much and you will accept death could be possible, but let me tell you, you will be so happy and at peace. If any members get disfellowshipped, you have to hold up your end of the deal and shun them. It’s hard at first, but does get easier with time. So what do you think? Can we start a Bible study today and get you moving on this amazing journey?
    Householder: You sir, can kiss my ass and fuck off, I’m going back to bed. (Belches loud and slams the door shut)
    JWs shrug at each other, label him a goat and move onto the next door with big smiles on their faces.
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    Jack Ryan got a reaction from Srecko Sostar in All Eight Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses members are now individually named on two New York Child Victims Act case documents   
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    Select "Received Date : newest to oldest"
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    . . .
    JW CSA Survivors in ALL 50 States can seek justice under the New York Child Victims Act
    This law firm confirmed it. You can ask them :
    Jehovah's Witness Sex Abuse Lawyers

    Hello guest! Please register or sign in (it's free) to view the hidden content. Also, amongst other proof, Irwin Zalkin confirmed this on a video...links to that and other proof is in this video :
    The New York Child Victims Act is for JW CSA Survivors in ALL 50 States

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    "Although McDaniel's alleged abuse occurred in Oklahoma, her attorneys said they would argue that Watchtower, which is based in New York, enabled the conduct by way of negligent policies."

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    Jack Ryan reacted to TheWorldNewsOrg in That 70′s Show, 1998   
    That 70′s Show, 1998 
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    Jack Ryan got a reaction from admin in Rep. Katie Hill: "It is with a broken heart that today I announce my resignation from Congress."   
    Photos like this one were leaked
    Evidently she was concurrently in two extramarital affairs with her staffers while in Congress.
     
     
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    Jack Ryan got a reaction from Srecko Sostar in Error never desires to be investigated. Light always courts a thorough and complete investigation.   
    “Error always seeks the dark, while truth is always enhanced by the light. Error never desires to be investigated. Light always courts a thorough and complete investigation. Light and truth are synonymous”
    - J.F. Rutherford. "Millions Now Living Will Never Die", page 14.
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    Jack Ryan got a reaction from edvanguerra@hotmail.com in New World Translation Study Bible   
    I've been able to get my hands on these pictures of the new printed Study Bible which was released at the Annual Meeting yesterday. Has a light brown cover rather than the grey tone of the regular bible. The page edges are gold rather than silver. And it only includes Matthew-Acts. Surprisingly, while many of us were expecting the Org to reduce printing operations even further, this actually wasn't the case this year. Although apparently they did mention that due to the "high resolution colour pages and high quality materials", the Bible is rather "expensive to produce".




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    Jack Ryan got a reaction from Srecko Sostar in Dutch Parliament accepted motion related to care for religious apostates   
    The Dutch Parliament has accepted a motion in which is called on the Dutch government to ensure proper care and guidance for apostates.
    I wonder how the Dutch governement is going to act on this motion.
    MOTION BY THE MEMBER OF KOOTEN-ARISSEN
    Proposed 26 September 2019
    The Chamber,
    having heard the deliberations,
    noting that people from orthodox religious communities may encounter a great deal of resistance from their environment if they choose to abandon certain precepts or their faith;
    whereas feelings of loneliness, exclusion and sadness for what is lost can cause a grieving process that people need help with;
    whereas feelings of loneliness, exclusion and sorrow for what has been lost can cause a process of mourning, which people need help with;
    calls on the government to ensure proper care and guidance of apostates, and moves on to the order of the day.
    Van Kooten-Arissen
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    Jack Ryan got a reaction from Shiwiii in This is how fast a JW Father can let his daughter go.....   
    All I hear in this message is "I'm blaming you for the choice I'm making."
    I'm sorry you have to go through this.
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    Jack Ryan got a reaction from Shiwiii in This is how fast a JW Father can let his daughter go.....   
    "Goodbye my daughter!" Is so fucking melodramatic. I swear they relish in this experience. It's more about them ~making the tough decision~ than it is about doing what's best for their child.
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    Jack Ryan got a reaction from Shiwiii in This is how fast a JW Father can let his daughter go.....   
    It’s funny how he says that “you” decided to isolate yourself when he’s the one choosing to cut contact
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    Jack Ryan got a reaction from Arauna in Why are there no jw.org press releases about the search by law enforcement of their Dutch branch?   
    There were plenty of press releases and breaking news stories about Russia. But nothing about ARC, Montana, or the Netherlands.
    Russia banned them for extremism, since they slander other religions, force women to stay in abusive relationships and dissuade young people from getting higher education. That got plenty of attention.
    But there has been no news about Holland at all. In my opinion, action against a church in Holland is more newsworthy than continued intolerance by a backward nation like Russia. They are just too embarrassed to admit it even happened.
    After all, Holland is a paragon of freedom and openness. They protected Tyndale while he translated the Bible to English. The Dutch also helped many religious minorities, like the Puritans. If the Borg can push the Netherlands beyond their limits, they are not immune to prosecution anywhere. CSA is their Achilles heal.
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    Jack Ryan got a reaction from Srecko Sostar in This is how fast a JW Father can let his daughter go.....   
    It’s funny how he says that “you” decided to isolate yourself when he’s the one choosing to cut contact
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    Jack Ryan got a reaction from Srecko Sostar in US Supreme Court has denied Watchtower's petition   
    We were always taught that the 'candor' of the bible writers in admitting their faults and losses was evidence of god's inspiration and direction...where's that candor today with the gb? crickets...
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    Jack Ryan got a reaction from James Thomas Rook Jr. in 2019 Annual Meeting of Jehovah's Witnesses   
    They could build a roller coaster that disorients the riders by running through pitch black tunnels then super bright tunnels and the ride could be called "New Light Coaster". They could have the "Not So Fun House" with mechanical versions of Lett. Then ice cream stands where you pay for an ice cream and get nothing, because the money went to the "worldwide work".
    All the prizes are JW,org pins and tie clips and cufflinks.
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    Jack Ryan got a reaction from Darlene in 2019 Annual Meeting of Jehovah's Witnesses   
    Matt 28:19 will be the year text
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    Jack Ryan got a reaction from Darlene in 2019 Annual Meeting of Jehovah's Witnesses   
    They just informed the rest of the congregation that "the amount of money, going out this year, will be, greater, than the amount coming in" and they just wanted to "let us know that". No asking for handouts here!
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    Jack Ryan got a reaction from Darlene in 2019 Annual Meeting of Jehovah's Witnesses   
    Splane gave a talk about Joel chap 2 and new understanding of who are the locusts
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    Jack Ryan got a reaction from Darlene in 2019 Annual Meeting of Jehovah's Witnesses   
    Jw.org will be released for Alexa and google home
    I think they are gonna make their own Alexa that can listen to everything you do in your home to prevent you from sinning! "No conscience needed, we'll do all the work for you!"
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    Jack Ryan got a reaction from edvanguerra@hotmail.com in The New Light on Locusts of Joel 2 and Revelation 22   
    The locusts of Joel Chapter 2 no longer refer to Jehovah's Witnesses and events surrounding 1919.
    The locusts in Revelation chapter 22 however still do refer to the anointed, but are now no longer connected with the prophecy on Joel.
     
    Joel 2 now refers to the "Babylonians", the coalition of nations that will try to destroy God's people.
    The context of Joel chapter 2 points the time period of fulfillment to Jehovah's Day in the Great Tribulation and how God will save his people.

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