James Thomas Rook Jr.

It's technically possible to ski down from the top of Mt. Everest. My guess is that in every ten million tries. one person will make it. BUT THINK !!! ... in the meantime, how many sets of skis you could sell !

...or tabletop Whack-A-Mole.

What if five people want to live on the same spot?

How did these animal and plant species that reside on Madagascar, and no where else in the world, make it to the middle east to get on the Ark and return to their home with out leaving a trail of evidence? Bicycles

That's funny, but I have it on good authority that for the Bethelite Brothers, all pillows are, as we speak, being replaced with pillow sized Brillo Pads.

Well, from the reports I have been getting back from "the other side" .... it could go either way, or not at all. Soon enough ... perhaps too soon .... without exception, we will all know.

Speaking of getting rid of someone in a grotesque fashion .... I once had PETA try to take me to court for the way I disposed of grey field mice that got into my home. I bought a galvanized sheet metal box trap, with a wind-up spring loaded four bladed paddle wheel, that when the mice ate the cheese, they tripped the paddle wheel and got smacked on the butt into the next compartment, as the paddle wheel rotated 1/4 turn and the paddle that had been the ceiling, now was the wall partition between the two compartments. You could catch, undamaged, up to about 20 mice. When I captured more than ten mice in the second compartment, I would tell them I was going to ship them by FEDEX to Disneyland, to meet Mickey Mouse. Then ..... I didn't. .

WOW! It's a good thing Texas is a very large State, for all that anticipated poop.

I remember about eight years ago, after I cut the tip of my left hand trigger finger through the bone at the first joint with a chain saw, and stuck it back on with duct tape, and it apparently healed perfectly ... well, except of about a 12 degree angle from straight, I wondered if I would ever be able to play the piano afterwards. Years later I tried, and could not, as I have absolutely no musical talent, and never took lessons.

WOW! It makes you wonder, doesn't it? I am 72 years old and if I got transfused with the blood of a young black man, would I become a naturally talented basketball player?

I LOVE being 72 years old. During the Vietnam War era legitimate scientists, realizing that there was "something" about "Transcendental Meditation" that made people calmer, sharper, and more focused, set out to discover why. They hooked up EEGs ( Electroencephalograms ) to people and monitored their brain activity while they "meditated", and found out that while they were "meditating", what they were doing, actually .... was sleeping. What is truly amazing is that through marketing, they made a Three Billion Dollar empire, encouraging people to take naps!

In context, what you quoted has a completely different meaning.

I liked everything about your post but this. You really should try to be more realistic. Master politicians? (referring to the GB) The GB are TRYING to be master politicians, that is why they issued the directive to have 8 million JWs send 10 letters each to the Russian Federation, which had NO EFFECT whatsoever, except transfer about $56.000.000 DOLLAR (equivalent) to the treasury of the Russian Federation via terminal duties to deliver mail via the Universal Postal Union. NOBODY even CAN read that many letters. This was OBVIOUSLY a political attempt at influencing the Russian Government. The name of that... is POLITICS. If I wanted to bribe the Russkies, this would an absolutely untraceable way to GIVE them $56 MILLION DOLLARS, in free money. It is either Master politics if it worked, or incompetent clulessness if it didn't. Pinky & The Brain - What Do You Want To Do Today_.mp4

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