James Thomas Rook Jr.

..so much so that I talk like Elmer Fudd shaving. Several weeks ago an Elder asked me how I was doing. I glared at him and said "I could do without Caleb and Sophia!". He grinned and said "Well, they have their place." I refrained from suggestions.

That picture of Vladimir Putin Riding the Russian Bear ... they are BOTH running from Chuck Norris.

I usually tilt my head at a 45 degree angle, and stare at the ankles. I used to have ABSOLUTELY no objection for Sisters to wear pant suits at the Kingdom Hall ..... but that was before BrunHillary.

This is all so incredibly FUNNY. I know I should be outraged, but I just.... can't ... do it! (slaps self in face several times ... but even THAT is funny!) One thing we have to remember .... until we see the two ALLEGED full length, unedited videos ... AND have verified beyond a reasonable doubt that they were produced by the WTB&TS, and NOT UNTIL THEN .... we will have to assume ... and MUST ASSUME ... this is fake news. It's STILL FUNNY, though, because I know the probability of it being real is very high ... I have seen the GB shoot themselves in the foot before ... and surprised at the effect, shoot themselves in the OTHER foot, just to be fair. I sure hope for the sake of the Brotherhood's global reputation this is NOT real .... Outsiders know more about what is going on behind the scenes than the Brotherhood does ... and it's very, very cringeworthy.

I wonder if I could put Hillary's head on an Email Server in a closet in Denver?

Of course, there is a resident Doctor on hand at every Bethel .... or at least a Nurse Practitioner .... and I am sure that any "problems" in these regards could be properly diagnosed.

I have thought the exact same thing ... with the exact same example. It is real crying shame that most JWs have no idea what the value is of such simple education. It's worth looking up .... and meditating on.

As Hitler once said (paraphrased): "You have your laws .... I have my bayonets. Let's see who wins !"

As Hitler once said (paraphrased): "You have your laws .... I have my bayonets. Let's see who wins !"

I think it is a VERY good idea for the Society to get out of densly populated cities ..... I suspect that sometime in the next 20 years thare will be a highly effective depopulation of these major cities ... not with U.N. political initiatives ... but with hydrogen bombs... or after the South Korea Olympics where people from all over the world will gather together ... they will return to their homelands contaminated with North Korean biological warfare agents. They are obviously prudently planning ahead for the next hundred years.

This has GOT to be a fake video ! I cannot believe they would actually put out something like this! I absolutely do NOT believe this to be real. Although the Bible says absolutely NOTHING about this subject perhaps it's just an "Icky" laundry problem. I can imagine that there are videos that "leak", and people of course "leak", ( that's why as a general rule EVERYONE wears underwear), but I CANNOT believe that the Video preview that Jay Witness leaked on another Archive thread is anything but a parody, a satire, by actors. wishing to denigrate the Society, and make them look like they just fell off the turnip truck. Until I see hard facts, showing such a real, complete, un-edited Video... AND... can prove beyond a reasonable doubt that it was officially produced by the Society .... I will consider this ( works face up into a rubber mask of astonishment ) "..apostate LIES!" No reasonable adult is THAT stupid. That would be like WWII Allied Forces sending Circus Clown Cars against German Panzer Tanks ... the plan being to surround the German Tanks with clowns. Â

W What !? WHAT !? I GOTTA see this ! Where? "Pillowgate" Hahahaha ! On a directly related note ...... " EL SEGUNDO, CA—After receiving hundreds of injury reports from parents across the nation, American Girl announced Thursday that it has decided to recall 50,000 dolls with chainsaws for hands. “Due to a factory error at our plants, thousands of our signature ‘MaryellenÂ’ dolls were accidentally sent out with small chainsaws where her hands should be, so weÂ’d like to ask anyone who purchased one—batch number A6123—to immediately take them away from their children and file a claim on our website to receive a full refund,” said vice president of global retail Wade Opland, adding that the sharp metal teeth attached to the rotating chains pose a significant risk for lacerations, and that the company would like to be proactive before any serious incidents occur. “We at American Girl offer our deepest apologies for the manufacturing oversight and are currently revising our quality assurance standards to ensure something like this doesnÂ’t happen again.” Source: The Onion News  Â

I once met this sad little lizard who was well aware that he was a small reptile in a very large pond, and the only thing he had to sustain him is the idea that he came from a long line of Dinosaurs, that once ruled the Earth. There is not that much happiness in the world, so I did not discourage him .... and told him he was a very fine Dinosaur, with all the respect and consideration a great and terrible Lizard should have. Same with Pioneer Publishers .... it makes them happy, and costs nothing. I much prefer to be addressed as "Master of Space, Time and Dimension", and thought about changing my name ... but alas .... it will not fit on my Driver's License, and would be a complete fantasy. Same with Pioneer Publishers. When I see one walk into a forest with an ax, a rifle, a knife, and carve a life out of nothing, and be totally self supporting .... THAT is a Pioneer. In the meantime, it does not hurt anyone to be polite to those who think they really are Pioneers.

I remember when I calculated that Johnny Carson made $16,000 a minute ... and was stunned. Then I realized that the FREE MARKET decided he was worth $16,000 a minute, and NOBODY was compelled to do it. If Elon Musk can generate $165 BILLION DOLLARS for a company, and (here is the important part ....) EVERYBODY ON THE BASIS OF FREE WILL AGREES HE IS WORTH IT .... I have no problem whatsoever with him making $55 BILLION DOLLARS !! ...and besides .... If I should perchance OUTLIVE him .... I win!

RATS! I am completely out of Popcorn! Keeps your thumbs on your scripts so you do not lose your places, until I get back.

Poetry often has no direct application to any reallity The Jews idea of poetry was parallelism of ideas, not rhyme. "My love is like a red, red rose" is confusing if taken literally, and absurd. Is she like the petals? The thorns? Got her feet in the dirt? Needs to be fertilized? Is she thin and green?

Yesterday my wife and I were eating at Golden Corral, and I tell you ... they have some pretty huge heifers vacuuming up the buffet, there. One very "top-heavy" rotund black woman had a t-shirt on with some complicated logo, and underneath were three lines of text. I am struggling to decipher the logo, and read the text, which is stretched in an arc around her equator, and she sees me staring at her shirt, and gives me "the look", puts her hand-hocks on what would have been her hips, and shakes her head at me, like what would have been her neck was on a sliding pivot. I turn away, and try to finish my dessert. My wife thinks this is VERY FUNNY! I never did figure out the text.

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Somehow this reminds me of WWII when Hitler built factories to produce a "peoples' car" .. the Volkswagen. People sent in their money to finance the design and manufacture, and eventually they were SUPPOSED to get a car .... and the GOVERNMENT ended up with cars and machine guns.

Jesus had the same problem Kevin and Heather had with Apostles, and the Caterer's bill for the "Last Supper". The Bible record does not say, but they think it was the Apostles Peter and John who had the Lobster and two bottles of Champagne.

Thanks Nana Fofana ... another piece to the puzzle !

That did not even begin to address my request. It was COMPLETELY ignored. It is a simple YES, or NO answer that requires effort on your Son's part to follow through on. All YOU have to do is request that he DO it. Will you please request that he investigate this?

Bible Speaks: Could you please ask your Son to ask who ... correction ... actually find out ... who is living at the following Watchtower properties in the gated community of Tuxedo Park? I am retired, and on limited income, and can barely afford a trip to the mailbox ... but if I COULD go, I would make the trip to find out the answers to this question ... not to look at buildings. ... and, just kidding about the mailbox. Thank You. 1.) 51 Woods Rd is a property located in Tuxedo Park, NY. It has approximately 1,705 Sq Ft and has 6 rooms. 51 Woods Rd. is owned by WATCHTOWER BIBLE & TRACT SOCIETY. It was last recorded in 2016, where the sales price was $390,000. 05/15/2014 - Ownership change from Gebert, Warren to Watchtower Bible & Tract Society ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2.) 5 Sylvan Way is a property located in Tuxedo Park, NY. It has approximately 2,412 Sq Ft and has 7 rooms. 15 Sylvan Way. is owned by WATCHTOWER BIBLE & TRACT SOCIETY. It was last recorded in 2016, where the sales price was $320,000. 10/10/2014 - Ownership change from Laurent, Arthur J & Elaine to Watchtower Bible & Tract Society ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 3.) 57 Cross Ridge Rd is a property located in Tuxedo Park, NY. It has approximately 1,200 Sq Ft and has 7 rooms. 57 Cross Ridge Rd. is owned by WATCHTOWER BIBLE & TRACT SOCIETY. It was last recorded in 2016, where the sales price was $335,000. 03/06/2013 - Ownership change from Swartz, Michael & Patricia to Watchtower Bible & Tract Society ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4.) 227 Ironwood Dr is a property located in Tuxedo Park, NY. . 227 Ironwood Dr. is owned by WATCHTOWER BIBLE & TRACT SOCIETY. It was last recorded in 2016, where the sales price was $2,400,000. Item No. 4 particularly caught my attention ..... If children are being encouraged to donate their "ice cream money" .... what are we doing with a $2,400,000 residence? .

I personally am a DHMO addict, and have been as long as I remember. Recently, I took too much and almost died of congestive heart failure.