After thousands of customer service complaints, Coinbase started a new live phone support line. But customers call it "useless" and "a joke." One couple lost more than $700,000 to hackers on Coinbase.

[TheWorldNewsOrg]

[Pudgy]

Folks should have invested in Pudgycoin. We’ve never had any customer complaints because we don’t have any phones.

Pudgycoin is so dependable that you don’t even need a receipt and your money is always there for you but not available until after you die.

We believe that if you’re ghost is going to come back and haunt us, there are other much larger problems with which to content.

And unlike the other digital currencies we do not mix our business models with magical pixie dust and the expectations of those that sleep on fine Corinthian leather.

If I had pockets I would take your investment and put it right here in my pocket, or pockets as the case may be.

And our motto is “When your investments are going to the dogs, invest in Pudgycoin, the gold standard for those who are bad at math.“

[TheWorldNewsOrg]

Honing your marketing skills there @Pudgy? 😁

[Isabella]

@TheWorldNewsOrggood to know... do you remember that I was going to start using an account at that platform? I don't remember why I deleted it in November 2020 🤔

[Pudgy]

Because you would have been stuck in the mud when the goons threw your barrel off the pier at low tide?