Jay Witness

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  1. From the album Stuff

  2. From the album Stuff

    made me chuckle
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    I loved the visual... almost sensory deprivation level
  4. I see this brother all over Facebook denouncing apostates. Is he one of the anointed ones?
  5. I see this brother online a lot over the past few years and I'm wondering if he is officially sanctioned by the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society? Here is his website where he uses our official kingdom melodies etc as background music?
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    Just curious.
  6. Man who scratch assshould not bite fingernails.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who eat manyprunes get good run for money.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Baseball is wrong:man with four balls cannot walk.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*War does notdetermine who is right, war determines who isleft.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Wife who puthusband in doghouse soon find him incathouse.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who fight withwife all day get no piece at night.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*It take many nailsto build crib, but one screw to fill it.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who drive likehell, bound to get there..*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who live inglass house should change clothes inbasement.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who fish inother man's well often catch crabs.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Crowded elevatorsmell different to midget.
  7. Do you have any 2017 Conventions notes

  8. obama-biden-memes: from ‘how to do marketing right’ via Humor
  9. viralthings: We asked the waiter to take a photo of us at dinner via Humor
  10. They started out with a $3,500 carry-over but by the end of the day they were short $25,000. The speaker eloquently beseeched the audience to go the ATM machines and give their generous contribution or at least their widow's mite. After the sessions were over, our friend who attended walked from one end of the assembly hall and then to the other end and noticed long lines up to both machines with people who couldn't wait to run up their credit cards. Later in the car, even his hard-core JW wife mentioned that she wondered how it cost that much for a one-day assembly in a building that was fully paid for. I'm guessing maybe a paedophile lawsuit happened during the interval.
  11. These are the 8 designated party conventions for 2017. They are for those who know they are special and get to go expenses paid and for those who are willing pay dearly to feel special. They are guaranteed to be blessed with a visit from a GB member. Some will be featured on JWTV. To emphasize the exclusivity, only certain countries are invited to each convention. The countries that get invited usually only get one choice. For example the Japanese can only go to Indonesia. But some get two choices, like Russians, who can choose Indonesia or Kazakhstan. Croatians can drive to Vienna or Milan. But Americans got invited to all 8 parties. Are you "special" enough to be chosen?
  12. Would you have followed this man? Watchtower 1941 Sep 15 p.287 "Why, then, should a man who has the prospect before him of being of the great multitude now tie himself up to a stack of bones and a hank of hair?" (Applause)" This was a quote from J,F, Rutherford in a convention talk. Vindication I (1931) pp.156-157 "The women make monkeys or dupes of men. The men have become effeminate, soft and easily influenced, and have lost their real manhood and sturdiness in the affairs of state and home. For instance, when men are sitting at a table and a woman approaches, all the men arise and pay her homage and thereby elevate her to a place above men. The men remove their hats upon entering an elevator, if a woman is present; and these things are said to be acts of respect and to show that a man is a gentleman. But it is subtle, and the real meaning is much different from that. It is a scheme of Satan to turn men away from God and from his announced rule of the proper position of man and woman. The Lord has declared that no effeminate man shall inherit the kingdom of heaven. (1 Cor. 6:9) This proves that the scheme or habit of paying homage to women is not of God, but from the great enemy of God. It is a veneer of being a proper thing, and therefore it is more subtle than otherwise." Golden Age 1930 Apr 2 p.446 "Whether the identity of the sexes, as such, will be preserved, we do not know. There have been some well authenticated instances in which women have been transformed into men, and it is possible that this transformation may become general and we shall all be brothers together." Skip to 36:31 Children of the King by JF Rutherford