Today's WT adjusted for more accuracy

[Jack Ryan]

Paragraph 5:

The primary reason for setting spiritual goals is to show (the mythical) Jehovah how grateful we are for his (non-existent) love and for what he has done for us (literally nothing).... As a young person, think of all you owe to (the imaginary) Jehovah. Your life (even if your parents did all the work), your faith (your willingness to believe despite a compete lack of evidence), the Bible (which is obviously perfectly accurate), the congregation (and their conditional friendships), and your wonderful hope for the (impossible) future.

[Evacuated]

2 hours ago, Jack Ryan said:

the Bible (which is obviously perfectly accurate)

There is still hope for the hopeless!  ?