Convicted felon and televangelist Jim Bakker is back on TV

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[James Thomas Rook Jr.]

You know, admin, that in my quiet moments, I am thinking of how to start a Church that is completely legal, I can siphon money away from the gullible, and live the lifestyle of which I would like to become accustomed.

I think I will call it "The Fifth Third Reform Church of Automatic Deposit", and the Credo will be "It is better to give, that to receive".

The main Credo will be " Don't Worry, Be Happy Now, and on Sunday, get to the Golden Corral before the Baptists do!".

It will involve a Ministry of having adherents to the faith work on repairing my house, doing yard work, and fixing and preparing meals for the Great Founder.

...... not to be confused with the "Great Flounder", my Choir Director, who takes "D" size batteries.

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5th3rd Church Choir Directoe .mp4

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